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Version 1 Version 2D F#m You don't always have to fuck her hard Em A In fact sometimes that's not right ... to do D F#m Sometimes you gotta make some love Em A And fuckin' give her some smooches too Bm G Sometimes you got to squeeze Bm G Sometimes you got to say please D A Sometimes you got to say hey: D F#m I'm gonna fuck you .... softly Em A I'm gonna screw you gently D F#m I'm gonna hump you.... sweetly Em A I'm gonna ball you ... discreetly Bm G And then you say, Hey I brought you flowers D A And then you say, Wait a minute Sally! Bm G Em I think I got something in my teeth, could you get it out for me? A That's fuckin' teamwork! D F#m What's your favorite posish? Em A D That's cool with me, it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you F#m What's your favorite dish? Em A I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar! Bm G And then I'm gonna love you completely D A And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discreetly Bm G And then I'll fuckin' bone you completely D But then... Em A C G D I'm gonna fuck you haaaaaaaaaard e|-3p2-------0-----| B|-----3-------3---| G|-------2---------| D|---------0-------| A|-----------------| E|-----------------| Bb C D haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!!!!